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Old 11-10-2018, 12:59 AM
NonHyphenAmerican NonHyphenAmerican is offline
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Was at my daughters school a couple of decades ago. Teacher is trying to open up a box that was sealed shut with fiberglass filament tape with a pair of round nosed kiddie scissors.

I whip out my trusty Swiss Army "Tinker", slice it open for her and put it back in my pocket.

She gives me a "Look" and says "That's a weapon and it's not allowed on school property."

I calmly state, Nope. It's a tool. I always have it in my pocket.

She thinks on it for a second, and then says "You're just like my brother. Don't let anyone else see it."

I DO NOT understand some people.
I hope and pray that none may kill me, Nor I kill any, with woundings grim. But if ever any should think to kill me, I pray thee, God, let me kill him first
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